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he died just a few days shy of his twentyfirst birthday. ask about his replacement, toby.
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[28 Apr 2003|11:54pm] |
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if anyone knows ANYTHING about all tomorrows parties or the line up schedule. let me know. im planning on going every day, but i need more info.
BLAH.
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| Dear Milky... |
[17 Apr 2003|03:00pm] |
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hated because of great qualities, loved despite great faults |
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IN THE MORNING... STRAIGHT TO THE COMPUTER
i am loved.
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[16 Apr 2003|09:06pm] |
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p.s. nothing better |
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xnodice: please tell me its beyond obvious who he is trying to look like.
 murderxparty: oh my god xnodice: yeah. xnodice: man, thats what i said.
murderxparty: HI RIVERS HOW ARE YOU????!!
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[15 Apr 2003|01:01pm] |
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CAAAN I SSCCRREEAAAMMMM!!??! YAAAAAAAAA@!@!@@!# |
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i need a code.
yeah, thats right. i need one. so show me some love people. this wont be for fun though. so dont sweat it. i just need something to bullshit on and have a few people kick my ass for a few certain thoughts.
OH MAN WHOS RAMBLING LIKE A BITCH??? ill raise my hand to that one.
to send your love donation...
send here [ turborocketkiss@hotmail.com ]
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[12 Apr 2003|09:44pm] |
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so whats up?
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[12 Jan 2003|11:56pm] |
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rip turborocketkiss
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[08 Jan 2003|05:20pm] |
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Pigs (Three Differant Ones) |
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man. i love this new layout. okay, maybe its just the picture.
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| 2 Great shows @ 1 Low Price!!! |
[06 Jan 2003|05:20pm] |
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To all of you that told me NOTHING was going on for New Years. I saw this in Santa Monica. How dare you not tell me about this sooner. I bet Abe Scott would have told me.
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so last night i was drunk and i woke up in a pair of ladies panties and thigh high stockings and there was an old man whipping my ass.
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[30 Dec 2002|03:15pm] |
i opened up my hot topic bag and to my surprise found a pair of homer slippers. now that wasnt as bad as when i opened up the box to see a spiderman tshirt that some fat raver kid would wear. man. if only i had the xxxxlarge neon pants to go with it, i would have kept it.
anyways, it seems my parents were running a little late on xmas gifts and got me the TMNT gift i asked for back in '97. cant blame 'em for tryin. but fuck they should have known that leo was my favorite. that or april. god she was so fine. eh??? comon guys. dont be shy.



im starting to wonder if this was a gag created by Mad Mag. Its a project ive been working on for a few years. I have a feeling there is no end to this 500 peice puzzle of alfred.
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[21 Dec 2002|12:21am] |
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the polyphonic spree |
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man. i came out of the shower and saw this by my christmas tree. at first i thought "OH SHIT! HAHAHA. ITS MY SISTERS!@#" but i assumed far too much too soon. God i hope hot topic sells booze. booze that can fit in a box.

god let it be booze.
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[20 Dec 2002|10:58am] |
man, you guys could have warned me about this. i had to go and find this shit on my own. Everybody say 'Thank you Abe.'
12/17/02: WESLEY WILLIS UNDERGOING TREATMENT FOR LEUKEMIA
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
We are deeply saddened to report that one of our artists, Wesley Willis has recently been diagnosed with Chronic Myelogenous Leukemia (CML). This form of Leukemia is treatable. Wesley is currently undergoing care, and his doctors are very hopeful that the treatment will be successful.
For more information on this type of Leukemia, you can visit http://leukemia-lymphoma.org and we will have updates of his condition on our website:http://www.alternativetentacles.com.
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godspeed you black emporer you |
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Whats going down for New Years Eve??
please dont let me have a sober holiday. i dont even like sober non-holidays.
invite me.
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wokeupinrain: oh my god wokeupinrain: i am raping ludacris wokeupinrain: RAPPING wokeupinrain: FEWFJKHE KJGHTJRKUREGFMN,FD,MNVFD turborocketkiss: no no. you said "raping." wokeupinrain: god damnit turborocketkiss: stick to that.
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wokeupinrain:
GUNS N' ROSES Frontman Lands In Gay Gym - Dec. 13, 2002 GUNS N' ROSES frontman Axl Rose unknowingly ended up in a mostly gay gym in Tacoma before the group kicked off their U.S. tour, Star magazine has reported. "The boys were frantic," a source at the gym revealed. "They didn't know if he was even going to stay. He looked pretty surprised. But he stayed, and they just started running up to him for autographs. He signed every one of them." Axl even waited patiently in line for many of the weightlifting contraptions without insulting anyone or acting up.
turborocketkiss: GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thanks to atonguetotaste for that one.
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[13 Dec 2002|12:19am] |
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: we made this guy copper head !!!! awsome story real life story & it didn't fail to bringout the shine in his shoes but then I felt bad so made him go black & you know what they say once you've tried black . . . . . thats the kinda of stuff I live for turborocketkiss: what the fuck did you just say? : haha turborocketkiss: dude. read that again and tell me that you can understand what the fuck you just said. : don't haaaaaaaaaate. turborocketkiss: man. turborocketkiss: are you high?
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